izzymar:

corrine-foxworth:

princeofthehallows:

A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend.Β 

They assume that because that’s how straight men treat women. Like predators going after prey. Sucks to feel vulnerable and scared, huh?

Men’s egos, everybody.

(Source: d0ntevenw0rryab0utit, via fabulouslydepressed)

When penises appear on your dash:

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

(via chicken-tender-enthusiast)

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

image

(via this-is-not-onl-y-baby-scar-s)

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

(Source: jaclcfrost, via captain-kirsten)

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.Β 

(via psychedelic-rose-pedals)

πŸƒπŸ‚πŸŒΏπŸŒ³

πŸƒπŸ‚πŸŒΏπŸŒ³

You regal stud 😍

You regal stud 😍

Love watching him be a horse 😊

It’s Gio!! ☺️

It’s Gio!! ☺️

Got this feeling someone is watching me 😳

Got this feeling someone is watching me 😳

blackfoxx:

asiakhorton:

thempress:

wordismasha:

My Bitch Brenda ! (Appreciation Post)

Regina Hall is a comedic genius and a Goddess.Β 

QUEEN.

omg number 3 is me all day lmao

(via pumkinpiemotherfucker)

joshduuun:

namaste, motherfucker.

(Source: willyumbeckett, via pumkinpiemotherfucker)